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- Heathercat123
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"The Heck is Happening to KATSEYE??" thread!
Since I love about complaining about KATSEYE and their current status, I'm making to topic to keep everything organized and allow other people to contribute to the thread. And of course I can't do it on Scratch since the Scratch Team does not value free speech.
Basically, this is a place to talk about anything KATSEYE-related, but hatred against the company is heavily encouraged; this is literally why I made the thread! But nothing stops you from talking against or for the girls (or even the companies). Yes, you heard that right, it's a KATSEYE-related free speech area, since the Scratch thread is too damn innocent!
Basically, this is a place to talk about anything KATSEYE-related, but hatred against the company is heavily encouraged; this is literally why I made the thread! But nothing stops you from talking against or for the girls (or even the companies). Yes, you heard that right, it's a KATSEYE-related free speech area, since the Scratch thread is too damn innocent!
Last edited by kaj (Sept. 10, 2026 21:45:41)
Developer of much of the backend code for this website (the Scratch section, not the rest!) along with contributions from @chipmunkmc.
- Heathercat123
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Scratch Team
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"The Heck is Happening to KATSEYE??" thread!
I find it kinda weird and a little, erm, narcissistic maybe how they released an EP, then they released a "fuck you, haters" song (Internet Girl, I will always remember that song as "that one cheesy KATSEYE song"), then they released another EP, and Internet Girl isn't even on it!
And by "fuck you, haters!", I mean that the entire verse is just them telling the haters to eat dick, here PG-ised as "eat zucchini" (confirmed by Lara, by the way)
Btw (yes, I'm writing a second Post-Scriptum), like every other KATSEYE song, it wasn't even written by the girls, so really it's just a random dude who just so happens to write lyrics for KATSEYE telling haters that. What a world we live in!
Edit: In case you can't tell, I hate Internet Girl. It's so bad for so many reasons, it's actually pretty funny. The instrumental sounds like a mixture of emptyness, bass boosted trash, it's repetitive… About the vocals, the verses are short, repetitive and they generally just sound bad. It kinda sounds like threat or something. The chorus though is… okay? The chorus to verse ratio is completely messed up, but, I dunno, the instrumental definitely doesn't help here.
Edit 2: I just realized that, according to Genius, what I call the verse is actually the chorus? I'm kinda confused here!
Edit 3: The more I think of it, the more I realize that this song kinda sounds like smth that could have been released in Linkin Park's joke album, "Sweet Hamsters Like Jewels From America!" What I'm trying to say here is that this song sounds like a joke.
Edit 4: The official Visualizer video for Internet Girl was made by AI. Thanks, Hybe/Geffen!
And by "fuck you, haters!", I mean that the entire verse is just them telling the haters to eat dick, here PG-ised as "eat zucchini" (confirmed by Lara, by the way)
Btw (yes, I'm writing a second Post-Scriptum), like every other KATSEYE song, it wasn't even written by the girls, so really it's just a random dude who just so happens to write lyrics for KATSEYE telling haters that. What a world we live in!
Edit: In case you can't tell, I hate Internet Girl. It's so bad for so many reasons, it's actually pretty funny. The instrumental sounds like a mixture of emptyness, bass boosted trash, it's repetitive… About the vocals, the verses are short, repetitive and they generally just sound bad. It kinda sounds like threat or something. The chorus though is… okay? The chorus to verse ratio is completely messed up, but, I dunno, the instrumental definitely doesn't help here.
Edit 2: I just realized that, according to Genius, what I call the verse is actually the chorus? I'm kinda confused here!
Edit 3: The more I think of it, the more I realize that this song kinda sounds like smth that could have been released in Linkin Park's joke album, "Sweet Hamsters Like Jewels From America!" What I'm trying to say here is that this song sounds like a joke.
Edit 4: The official Visualizer video for Internet Girl was made by AI. Thanks, Hybe/Geffen!
Last edited by kaj (Sept. 10, 2026 22:23:22)
Developer of much of the backend code for this website (the Scratch section, not the rest!) along with contributions from @chipmunkmc.
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